Chickenshit PoltroonsJuly 28, 2005 6:33 pm analog
This forum thread basically boils down to:
Person A: Hi, I’m a middle-aged easygoing male with a receding hairline and carefree attitude looking for women to bicycle around the country with me
Person B: Uhhh … dude? You sound horny and desperate.
Person A: Screw you you cowardly moron! You can hide behind the anonymity of the Internet, but if I could find you, I would KILL YOU!
Person C: Uhhh … wow. Are you sure this is the best way to attract female cycling companions, Mister Easygoing?
Person A: DAMN YOU YOU CHICKENSHIT POLTROONS! I knew about 9/11 prior to its occurence and did nothing so that people like you would DIE! Do not trifle with me, for I am rage incarnate!
Priceless. My distillation cannot do it justice. Go read.