A Folder Called Booty

7:29 pm digital

I read on bOING-bOING yesterday that the “LulzSec” group has decided to call it quits. I was extremely amused by their naming a directory of stolen information “booty.” I called dibs on naming my first nerdcore hip-hop album A Folder Called Booty. Without further ado, here are the lyrics to the title track, released under a CC (NC-BY-SA) license. Enjoy!

IRCing with my peeps over SSL.
Mega-corporations gonna give ‘em hell.
Metasploit’s running and *ding* goes the bell,
Backdoor’s open ’cause we do it well.

Bouncing through TOR for our attack.
Think you’re secure? This our payback.
You think Norton helps?! That’s just whack.
You have a security fissure, not a tiny crack.

Penetration testing is a sacred duty.
Your MCSE save you? You’re thinkin’ fruity.
We’re in, we’re gone, we got your looty.
It’s now all stored in a folder called booty.

Law enforcement wants to put us in jail.
But what about “experts” full of total fail?
Unencrypted files, docs and your e-mail.
*TOOT TOOT* the Lulzboat is settin’ sail.

Your data is gone now the point is mooty.
‘Cause penetration testing is a sacred duty.
We’re in, we’re gone, we got your looty.
It’s now all stored in a folder called booty.

Anon, Lulz and other hacktivist groups,
Are showing you your problems, they’re not shock troops.
You can break in most servers faster than eating Froot Loops.
Now how low will law enforcement stoop?

You suck at security, don’t mean to sound snooty.
‘Cause penetration testing is a sacred duty.
We’re in, we’re gone, we got your looty.
It’s now all stored in a folder called booty.

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Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been, associated with any group mentioned above. I do not condone illegal electronic acts, and will not ever commit them. These lyrics are written from a first-person perspective solely for artistic reasons. I am exceedingly grateful to live in a country with the inalienable right to free speech.

One Response

  1. Aoirthoir Says:

    You lost me at “I read”

    :D

    Ok not really. When are you putting out the album?