Why does it take as long to boot Fedora 23 in 2016 as it did to boot Windows 95 in 1995? I knew we were slow, but I did not realize how slow: $ systemd-analyze Startup finished in 9.002s (firmware) + 5.586s (loader) + 781ms (kernel) + 24.845s (initrd) + 1min 16.803s (userspace) = 1min …