Porsche.
And now you can drive the Porsche. Nice publicity stunt by AOL. Maybe it might deter people, other folks might just think “Spammers can afford Porsches?” and give it a try. Who knows?
We should make the spammers take massive doses of the penis-enlargment forumlae I’m so often offered. If it’s snake oil, let’s see what it does. If it actually works, make them keep taking it. Until they’re house- and bed-bound like the morbidly obese and incapable of an erection without sufficient brain blood deprevation to avoid unconsciousness.
If they’re women, they get to watch 12 hours per day of the porn spammers proffer. Keep it up for 5 years or so.
Or something. Not selling their Porsche.