“Adult English: Porno smallbook speaking, let’s go!” is a handy little book for Japanese speakers. It’s an English phrasebook for intimate moments that contains such useful things as:
Drink some more. It will make you want to go to the john and then you can take them off there.
and
Okay, I’m going to slip it to you in this position. Ha, ha, doing it this way pushes all the fat up to your belly. You really got a lot there. See, you can’t even see your belly button.
and
That bastard! I can’t take him any more. I don’t care what happens to me. I’m going to kill him.
and
When we did it, there didn’t seem to be any blood.
Freakin’ suave.