If you start getting offended, ask yourself why. If you start getting offended, ask yourself why. If you start getting offended, ask yourself why.
I know… the yoga pants made my ass look fat, huh?
You’re Rubenesque. And those are some dangerous curves, fella.
‘Tis squeezable… that is for sure. Rubenesque is a wonderful reframe though…
Festivally plump
Festivus for the rest of us?