Pro-Tip: Rudy’s (and most other BBQ places) will smoke your roast for you.

5 thoughts on “Pro-Tip: Rudy’s (and most other BBQ places) will smoke your roast for you.”

1. 
   What about rawing my meat?
   

2. 
   I just need to figure out how to shove my steaks down this RJ45 port…
   

3. 
   I’m shedding a tear for your marriage. You can always reach out, I’m here. But I suggest couple’s therapy.
   

   
   And this:
   

   
   https://www.amazon.com//dp/B005MR3IVO/
   

   
   Use it until your meat is smoked. Then eat a nicely smoked roast. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
   

   
   Then call me and tell me you guys are OK and you’re sending me a vial of sweat for Our Special Ritual.
   

4. 
   Cindy Brown You realize that every virginal network administrator felt that disturbance in The Force, right?
   

   
   Change your phone number. I sent you keys to the bunker. Use them.
   

5. 
   Or, or, OR: have someone else do it all: buy the meat, cook the meat, etc. etc. (I might be busy, or lazy, or both).