Bruce Shark Random Shark
If you need to cuddle, I’m here.
Bruce Shark, the guest bed is ready. Complete with extra snuggy binky.
Random Shark Our usual spot in the master bedroom has been prepared. Tuna-infused lube is on your bedside table. I’m coated in sardine oil, darling.
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OOOO_oooo
Cuddling, yas!
O____O
Usual spot?
Tuna-infused lube?!
Wut the heck fire is going on?
Wait, what…oh, hi bro!
Random Shark We need to talk.
Bruce Shark
…you have reached my voice mail, please leave a message at the beep.
o___O
Bruce Shark Sis will call you right back. Ignore the panting and, “Where’s the styptic powder?” in the background.
Kurt von Finck OMG YOU ARE GONNA DIIIIEEEE
HAHAHA!
Random Shark I think Bruce Shark is adorkable when he’s jealous.
Kiss me.
Madly. Deeply. Passionately. Forever.
Because apex predators writhing in jealousy are why this world was made.
/…..shudders….
/….sharpens teefs….
Bruce Shark To rend me is to deny Her™ pleasure.
Choose wisely.
DENYING ALL DA PLEASURES
Worst. Brother. EVAR.
Kurt von Finck 🙂
I AM THE DESTROYER OF PLEASURE
Not to mention …
THE PLEASURE OF DESTRUCTION.
Own it, shark bro’.
Owning it.
\^/
Kurt von Finck
Mmm, kissing is the best!
Bruce Shark
You don’t scare me…run little bro!
Random Shark STAHP IT YER GROSSING ME OUT
Bruce Shark There’s a huge load of sticky and crusty towels that need to go in the laundry.
Be a love … ?
O
M
G
/…..shudder….
Rage rage raaaaggggge
There’s both liquid fabric softener and dryer sheets.
Please use both.
I’ll send the maid over…chill Bruce Shark
Random Shark Whatever you think is best, dear.
Before the maid enters our den of iniquity, please cover your gill slits. We don’t need that on Instagram.
Bruce Shark Bottled water is in the fridge. Fetch us two?
Oh, and help yourself to one.
/….dreenking, heavily….
I am….ruined.
…. alcohol…
I’m dreenking alcohol.
Bruce Shark There’s Four Roses bourbon next to the stove. Apple pie ale in the fridge. Help yourself.
Guzzle it. Just like your sister is draining whatever was left of my self-respect and sense of decency.
smewchies
DREENKING HERE.
STAHP.
LALALALALLALALAAAAAA
I’M NOT LISTENING
What a heavenly evening!