Wassail! Wassail! All over the Ploos!
Our posts they have content. Our comments have use.
Our social network is not just for looks.
So here’s to us all and fuck Facebook!
And here is to Katherine I and her whole crew.
Melinda Greenwood the Spawn and hubby Sean, too!
And since I said “too” then here’s to their ‘toos!
A jolly wassail to the flock and to you!
And here is to Rugger Ducky and Sarah Lester.
My favorite two lesbians be it here or there.
The sisters I’ve chosen and they’ve chosen me!
You bring to the Ploos my sense of festivity!
And here is to Bruce Shark and to his strong jaws.
Pray God let him not bite dear old Santa Claus.
For Santa’s on the the “Do Not Eat” list.
And if you bite him you’ll meet my fist!
And here is to Paul O’Malley and Mrs. OM.
A woman of patience to tolerate ‘im.
And tolerate she does, as ‘ere I have seen.
Better friends in Eire there ne’er ‘ave been!
And here’s to Yonatan Zunger and to his long posts.
Read only by bots and all of us ghosts.
Because Ploos is a “ghost town” or so they do say.
But all of his posts blow Facebook away!
And here’s to Geoffrey Snyder and his sexy beeves!
His coiff is so perfect and his clothes done so neat.
And hitting on him you’ll want to avoid.
Lest you wake the wrath of Romeo Void.
And here’s to us all, especially those I’ve forgot!
I’ve been drinking wassail and my brain it is shot.
To those I’ve forgot I pray you draw near.
And a jolly wassail it’s then you shall hear!
Then you shall hear!
Then you shall hear!
AND A JOLLY WASSAIL IT’S THEN YOU SHALL HEAR!
Tip of the mug!
/….wild breaching and waving of both fins!
I haven’t heard this in forever!!
That Kurt fella and his truths.