Frederica Mussolini​ My mission on this Earth is to make you despondent that you’re not single.

Frederica Mussolini​ My mission on this Earth is to make you despondent that you’re not single.

Frederica Mussolini​ My mission on this Earth is to make you despondent that you’re not single.

Watch all Mumbler videos, or you’re dead to me.

Ed Bassmaster​, over to you.

Tagging Bruce Shark​ for LULZ. Tagging Geoffrey Snyder​ because Tejas.

https://youtu.be/pyUS6goPPos

Pro-Tip: Rudy’s (and most other BBQ places) will smoke your roast for you.

Pro-Tip: Rudy’s (and most other BBQ places) will smoke your roast for you.

Pro-Tip: Rudy’s (and most other BBQ places) will smoke your roast for you. Just bring in the raw meats and 24-48 hours later you have a perfectly smoked roast ready for the holiday season.

Geoffrey Snyder I’m looking at you, baby.

https://rudysbbq.com

I’m pretty sure I’ve got this right, but I want to solicit feedback from the LGBTQ folks in my posse.

I’m pretty sure I’ve got this right, but I want to solicit feedback from the LGBTQ folks in my posse.

I’m pretty sure I’ve got this right, but I want to solicit feedback from the LGBTQ folks in my posse.

If you’re a lesbian and a man is hitting on you at a bar, “I’m sorry, but I’m gay,” is an acceptable response.

If you’re a (shallowly) closeted Hollywood A-lister and have just been accused of groping a 14 year old boy, “I’m sorry, but I’m gay,” is wholly unacceptable.

Amirite?

sigh

For Bruce Shark

For Bruce Shark

For Bruce Shark

Monkey and his cat retrieve the key and go within

the humble home sweet home where they quietly live in sin.

A man will bring their supper as they sit before the fire.

Once he was the grinder, now he has to work for hire.

He didn’t keep his finger on the pulse.

The audience demanded something else.

A new distraction.

Some cat and monkey action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzuTPJgiBWM