Sung to the tune of “Dear Dad” By Chuck Berry:
Fow Vay what the hey
what happened to my ride?
It’s spewing smoke that makes us choke
that nitrogen oxide.
The diesel that you sold me
simply don’t exist.
You’re engineers are liars
and your customers are pissed.
You tell me that you’ll fix it
and it’s coming oh so soon.
They have a fix in Europe
and probably on the moon.
But here in North America
all we got is a gift card.
You slapped us in our faces
and damn, you slapped us hard.
So Vee-Dub I think
I’ll see what I can see.
I just bought me a Cadillac
built in twenty and sixteen.
Something that won’t spew
all that nitrogen oxide.
Seeya later Volkswagen
too bad that you lied.
My 2016 Cadillac ATS coupe will be delivered in late February or so.