
Random Shark Remember the night we met? The red-light district? The instant attraction? The passion? The seemingly peakless pinnacles of pleasure? The torrent of blood? The emergency room bill that was only eclipsed by the cost of a full clean and replenish of a 255K gallon saltwater tank?
The red-light neighborhood has gentrified since.
Bruce Shark You know the fact that sis craves the unbridled lust of a barnacle disgusts you. You also know that it’s better than any other option.
The ABQ aquarium today. My shark family can steal without asking.
A night that will live in my memory forever!
Random Shark You destroy me. Mind and body.
And in the chum I am reborn.
Always.
youtube.com – ABC – That Was Then But This Is Now
I’m ignoring everything about this post except for the epic shark neon thingy.
I need it.
For reasons.
Please obtain it and I’ll overlook the pervy stuff you’ve said about my sainted sister.
Bruce Shark It awaits you in ABQ. Come and visit and you can go to the Biopark and take it.
Sis and I will be here at The Pleasure Grotto.
Knock first.
Trust me.
O___O
Bruce Shark Just wait until the three of us go grocery shopping and while you’re doing the Stick Insect Chicken Dance in aisle 3, sis and I yell, “They don’t have extra small condoms, Bruce!” from aisle 6.
Admit it. You love me.
Kurt von Finck I adore you.
I can’t wait to meet IRL and hug you.
Bruce Shark I’m right here, fin-bro. Always.
*muah*
/….sharpens teef for a gud hug
What’s it like for a shark to come to ABQ?
Glad you asked …
https://youtu.be/O4HY0HPQp8M
youtube.com – New Sharks arrive at the ABQ BioPark
It’s great if there are plenty of snacks.
Bruce Shark Uhhh … what did you just call me?
Kurt von Finck Probably a tasty morsel
Bruce Shark The “probably” fills me with adoration … and deep, abiding dread.
You magnificent bastard.
\^/
Kurt von Finck
Hahaha!