Dow dow, dow DOW!

Dublin’s Evening Herald newspaper isn’t generally a barrel of laughs, but I had to chuckle last night at the caption accompanying the photo of the late Irish blues guitarist, Rory Gallagher:

Gallagher who, unfortunately,
didn’t wake up one morning.

Bring me his head on a panel

Been playing a lot with various instant messengers this week, and generally being
frustrated by their limitations. Got to thinking how neat it
might be if GNOME just had a “contact” applet that you could add to your
panel, one for each person you cared about– then you could arrange
them spatially to suit you, rather than having them in a meaningless
list. The icon (perhaps the person’s photo) could show their
online status, clicking it would open a regular IM window, and you
could right click to do the usual other stuff (send them an email, schedule
a meeting or whatever). Drop a file on their head to send it to
them. That kind of thing.

If Davyd’s idea takes off and the whole panel becomes a notification area, you’d have your own action-packed
desktop hackergotchi cartoon whenever somebody IM’d or /msged you, or
posted a new entry in their blog, or did anything else you were interested in (that you could write some sort of plugin for, anyway):

It all falls down a bit when you want to do something with a group of
multiple contacts though (email them all, arrange a meeting at a time that
suits them all)… ah well.

Unique, or just a bit crap?

It’s official– I still have one of the worst-selling cars in the UK[1]:

Pos	Model			Number Sold
1	Honda NSX		12
2	Lamborghini Murcielago	12
3	Maybach 57/62		15
4	Fiat barchetta		29
5	Rolls Royce Phantom	47
6	Aston Martin Vanquish	61
7	Alfa 166		77
8	Bently Arnage		79
9	Renault Vel Satis	108
10	VW Phaeton		114

[1] Yes, I know Ireland’s not in the UK, but that’s where I bought it…

Happy Birthday Ceefax

Once upon a time, before Frank Bough, Selina Scott and Roland Rat, getting ready for school in the morning was accompanied by one of two things. Listening to Good Morning Scotland[1] with Neville Garden and Malcolm Wilson; or turning on the telly and pretending you were posh enough to have teletext, by pointing an imaginary remote control at the TV while the BBC ran its rolling Ceefax InVision slot before daytime programming began. (Okay, maybe that was just me.)

Anyway, this week, the world’s first teletext service, Ceefax, is thirty years old and still going strong (unless you’ve got satellite telly). Originally just an experiment in subtitling, there was a time when half the UK’s population booked their holidays from ads on Ceefax, and there are probably few BBC licence payers who don’t know what’s on pages 302 or 606. And it’s not a bad way to get the latest headlines without the waffle, either– circumlocution isn’t a luxury granted to journalists who have to distill a story into 100 words or so. Online help writers take note :)

[1] Coincidentally, in 1980 BBC Scotland broadcast live pictures from the Good Morning Scotland studio while it was on air– the first breakfast TV ever shown in the UK, predating BBC Breakfast Time by three years.

Exploding threads

mozilla-accessibility list has exploded.

We posted a proposed keyboard navigation spec for Mozilla there towards the end of last week, and there have been well over 200 replies so far. Mostly from visually impaired users and assistive technology developers (i.e. people who know what they’re talking about), and with disappointingly-few “me toos” among them, so we’re actually having to read them all :)

Tragically the archives don’t seem to be working, so you’ll just have to take my word for it…

Maltese Diary

Back in the office today after a week’s holibags in Malta with Julie, staying at the very pleasant Qawra Palace hotel.

Monday: Arrived Monday
evening, dinner. Discover hotel
entertainment is provided on the stage right outside our balcony:
tonight it’s “Martin Elvis”, (sadly not this one) whose act
neither requires nor deserves much in the way of explanation.

Tuesday: Lazy day by the
pool, taking full advantage of our package deal’s unlimited free drinks and ice cream from the poolside bar. Tonight’s entertainment: an incomprehensible DJ whose output
includes a lot of Elvis records.

Wednesday: Holiday rep
finally shows up so we can book some excursions for the rest of the
week. Wander up into Qawra to check out the grockle
shops,
followed by a lazy afternoon by the pool. Tonight’s entertainment: the
aftermath of a brief but entertainingly-torrential Mediterranean
thunderstorm, which cancelled the regularly scheduled programme.

Thursday: Coach tour of
Malta– the church at Mosta with the third-largest dome in Europe (the
other two belong to St Peter’s in the Vatican and Clive Anderson), the
ancient
city of Mdina, lunch at a lodge in Buskett forest, and a wander round the market at the fishing village of Marsaxloxx. Scary discovery: half the Maltese seem to have spent part of their adult lives in the UK, which leaves them sounding a lot like
Bastien. Tonight’s entertainment: the same bloke we had on Tuesday,
playing the same records.

Friday: Lazy day by the
pool. Finally get Thursday’s paper to find out what the Scotland
score

was on Wednesday, as BBC World apparently thought that Engurlund were the only team
playing in the World Cup qualifiers this week. Tonight’s entertainment:
a bloke with a glorified Casiotone and a drum machine, who sings a lot of Elvis
songs.

Saturday: Day trip to the
other (and classier) inhabited Maltese island, Gozo– more ornate churches, a couple of audio-visual shows, lunch in a swish hotel
in Marsalforn, and the azure window at Dwejra. Catch the result of the Motherwell
game

when I get back to the hotel (which somewhat surprised me as I still
thought it was only about Thursday), not to mention the cold that I’m
still sniffing away with. Tonight’s entertainment: two blokes who must
have recently invested in a copy of Big Hits
of The Shadows
and an EFTP amp,
later joined by their sister who sings a lot of Elvis songs.

Sunday: Valetta market,
another church, elevenses at the priest’s gaff, and a boat trip around the Blue Grotto to round off the morning.Lazy afternoon by the pool. Tonight’s entertainment: the same two blokes who have now acquired a copy of Big Hits of The Shadows Volume 2, later joined by their sister who’s sadly failed to similarly expand her library of Elvis songs.

Monday: Up at 3.30am for the transfer to the airport, back in
Dublin by 11.30am. Made gnome-themes 2.8.0 release in the afternoon.
Didn’t listen to any Elvis songs.

(These photos are mine, but you can find lots of others at maltavista.net.)

Mini Pops

Offensive as the brick-like monstrosities that purport to be Minis these days are, their advertising monkeys do at least have a sense of humour. Hang around on their website for long enough, and see what pops up