Life & hacking

GUADEC is a tech conference and as such it can be a very lame place to hang out if you are not bound to sitting on your laptop 24/7. Some examples:

• Horrible location:

• People failing with simplest real-life tasks:

• Beer was banned after the Istanbul boat party:

• No Beach:

• And finally still far too many unfixed bugs (waiting for you in the ocean):
  

Disclaimer: This posts employs irony – it has been checked with interested parties of all sex if this is funny and that was approved. If you disagree that’s ok – I don’t want to make everybody to agree with me. I especially don’t think this discriminated women in any way and I am actually glad to have seen so many female, male and other contributers during this GUADEC.