INT: A FILM PRODUCER’S OFFICE
Studio Exec #1: You know, a lot of people seem to enjoy watching people play poker on TV these days.
Studio Exec #2: Yes! And you know, James Bond used to play a lot of poker in the old days. If only there were some way we could combine the two
ENTER: SINISTER LOOKING SCREENPLAY WRITER AND LAWYER FROM IAN FLEMING’S ESTATE.
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