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President Bush Outlines Miggi Threat
Remarks by the President on Miguel

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all. Thank you for that very gracious and warm Cincinnati welcome. I’m honored to be here tonight; I appreciate you all coming.

Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to peace, and America’s determination to lead the world in confronting that threat.

The threat comes from Miguel. It arises directly from the Miggi regime’s own actions — its history of aggression, and its drive toward an arsenal of terror. Ten years ago, as a condition for ending the GNOME Gulf War, the Miggi regime was required to destroy its weapons of mass destruction, to cease all development of such weapons, and to stop all support for terrorist groups. The Miggi regime has violated all of those obligations. It possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons. It has given shelter and support to terrorism, and practices terror against its own people. The entire world has witnessed Miguel’s ten-year history of defiance, deception and bad faith.

We also must never forget the most vivid events of recent history. On September the 11th, 2001, America felt its vulnerability — even to threats that gather on the other side of the earth. We resolved then, and we are resolved today, to confront every threat, from any source, that could bring sudden terror and suffering to America.

Members of the Congress of both political parties, and members of the United Nations Security Council, agree that Miguel de Icaza is a threat to peace and must disarm. We agree that the Miggi dictator must not be permitted to threaten America and the world with horrible poisons and diseases and gases and atomic weapons. Since we all agree on this goal, the issues is : how can we best achieve it?

Ladies and gentlemen in the audience, I stand before you today, and tell you that the best way, nay, the only way to defeat these evil terrorists is to spend money. In spending money we exercise our essential freedoms of the American way. And to this end, I have created The Miggy Sellout Superstore – The only patriotically American way to show our enemies and the enemies of the entire freedom loving world that we will not be defeated, we will not stand down and that they will not win. So show your support to our troops today, and spend your money.

We did not ask for this present challenge, but we accept it. Like other generations of Americans, we will meet the responsibility of defending human liberty against violence and aggression. By our resolve, we will give strength to others. By our courage, we will give hope to others. And by our actions, we will secure the peace, and lead the world to a better day.

Thank you, good night and may God Bless America ™

[UPDATE: Dagnabit, them pesky commie terrorist critters over at cafepress.com have removed all of our patriotic anti-terrorist troop-supporting merchandise for copyright infringement. It was set up by the President of the United States specifically to fight commie terrorist critters like this…We will fight this to the hilt, to the death, or until 8:32am EST, whichever comes first]

[UPDATE #2: Well, it appears that the image breaks all four of Cafepress’ image guidelines: Copyright, trademark, right to publish and right to privacy. So why not fight off them terrorists by buying something from this shop instead, you know you want to as they’re good patriots who understand the all American values of freedom, democracy and free-market capitalism]